Shocks and horrors

[lexin]

Yesterday's Sun newspaper carried a headline, "Jacko's two gay lovers!" Since it appears that they pay money for this sort of tat, do you think I could make my fortune with a 'Bears shit in the woods' shock horror news story? I'm sure there are a million others we could sell them, too.

Comments

[zellieh]

I was thinking of sending them an expose on how Tom Cruise and John Travolta are both gay crazy Scientologists, but I wouldn't want to push the Sun's limits...

(And also the Church of Crazy would probably sue for defamation if I called them gay crazy Scientologists in public. 'Cos it's ultra-sooper-seekrit, donchaknow.)

[lexin.livejournal.com]

Well yes. I suppose they think you got to get all your thetans in a row before revealing the truth. And then they only reveal it if you pay them enough.