Shocks and horrors

[lexin]

Yesterday's Sun newspaper carried a headline, "Jacko's two gay lovers!" Since it appears that they pay money for this sort of tat, do you think I could make my fortune with a 'Bears shit in the woods' shock horror news story? I'm sure there are a million others we could sell them, too.

Comments

[clanwilliam.livejournal.com]

Sadly not original - I got that from a friend. And another friend offered the statistic that the Pope is, on average, only 33% Catholic.

But both are such brilliant statistics that I feel they should be trotted out more often.