Shocks and horrors

[lexin]

Yesterday's Sun newspaper carried a headline, "Jacko's two gay lovers!" Since it appears that they pay money for this sort of tat, do you think I could make my fortune with a 'Bears shit in the woods' shock horror news story? I'm sure there are a million others we could sell them, too.

Comments

[shezan.livejournal.com]

Ah but have the bears had 45 nose jobs and skin whitening treatments?

[lexin.livejournal.com]

Only the white ones.