Endless fun for all the family

Thanks to erastes, I find this , the Random Romance Novel Title Generator...

The Assyrian Sadist's Anarcho-Syndicalist Model (my personal favourite)

The Celtic Tycoon's Machinating Duchess

The Venusian Pirate's Conniving Mistress (I can totally see the cover for that)

The Assyrian Heir's Bemused Nurse

The Maltese Dragon Emperor's Depraved Countess (I bet!)