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[lexin]

Thanks to erastes, I find this , the Random Romance Novel Title Generator...

The Assyrian Sadist's Anarcho-Syndicalist Model (my personal favourite)

The Celtic Tycoon's Machinating Duchess

The Venusian Pirate's Conniving Mistress (I can totally see the cover for that)

The Assyrian Heir's Bemused Nurse

The Maltese Dragon Emperor's Depraved Countess (I bet!)

Comments

[marcelo]

I'd read all of them, although probably for different reasons each. The Assyrian Sadist's Anarcho-Syndicalist Model sounds like near-future politpunk SF, and The Maltese Dragon Emperor's Depraved Countess is either the title of a badly-drawn erotic comic, or an amusingly bad dub of a Czech-made pseudo-Chinese porn.

[lexin]

I'm for the Czech made porn...but then I probably would be.