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Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 10:31 am
I was walking to work the other morning when this bloke walked past me. He was on his mobile and just as he drew level with me he said, "But what about the woman in the cupboard?"

Er…what?

And the real tragedy is that I'll never now find out what about the woman in the cupboard.

Damned with faint praise

My brother took his kids on holiday to Cornwall. Camping. That was obviously his first mistake. He was round at my mother's with his sons, telling my mother about their holiday when one of his sons said, "It was fun some of the time, Dad."
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 10:26 am (UTC)
Or that Japanese woman who lived in someone's closet for a year undetected.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2054057/Homeless-woman-comes-out-of-closet.html

Or I saw a clip of the funniest music videos and it included a clip from R Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet", a hip-hopera (hip hop opera) that has been released in 23 segments so far ...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet
Tuesday, August 18th, 2009 11:12 am (UTC)
[Nods] Yes, very possible.