Art?

Standing in the lift of the Dull Grey Tower, I came across a poster for the Civil Service Art Competition. I'd had no idea there was one, so I read on.

Aparrently, the entrants are being asked to "represent what it means to be a civil servant" and the work should "be underpinned by the civil service values of honesty, integrity, impartiality and objectivity." In art.

One of the suggested media (mediums?) on the poster - it doesn't appear on the website - was clay. Which made me wonder...how would you represent honesty, integrity, impartiality and objectivity in clay?

That'll distract me all day, now.