*Blinks stupidly*

I haven't many spoons at the moment. I have the problem solving capacity of a nematode worm and my comprehension level is at 'See Spot run'.

Knowing this (it's kind of hard to miss) my boss gives me a big document to read, understand and compare with legislation, with the expectation of a big secret document tomorrow. Let's hope the big secret document has pictures and is in big writing, or they're stuffed.

Ugh!

For the first time, I have an olfactory hallucination. Wherever I go I can smell petrol.

It's vile.