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1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Already the assumptions start. I have no bathtub, I have a shower only. I don't have soap, I have shower stuff and it's Aloe Vera by Crabtree & Evelyn.
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No. Can't stand the stuff.
3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
No. My cleaner is very careful to keep the contents of my fridge up to date.
What happened to #4?
5. What would you change about your living room?
I'd make it bigger, I'd have it decorated and I'd put four more electrical outlets in there.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
There are no dishes in my dishwasher. The dirty dishes are rinsed and then wait on the side until the day before the cleaner is due, and I then put them in the dishwasher and wash them. She then puts them away.
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
I have no pantry. I have no canned mushrooms anywhere, which is odd because I'm sure I used to have some.
8. White or wheat/brown bread?
Brown. I'm diabetic, it has to be brown.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
Nothing.
10. What color is your sofa?
Red.
11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
No shower curtain. Because mine is a proper shower, it has proper shower surrounds in clear plastic.
12. How many plants are in your home?
Four.
13. How many candles are in your home?
About four. I'm not actually sure.
14. Is your bed made right now?
No.
15. If you have a coffee pot, what colour is it?
White china. I have never used it, I don't drink coffee at home.
16. Electric or standard can opener?
Standard.
17. Comet or Soft Scrub?
I don't understand the question. My cleaner might.
18. Is your closet organized?
Well, I know where everything is, but it would baffle anyone else.
19. What colour is the flashlight that you use the most?
Silver. It's in a drawer in my kitchen.
20. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
Glue. Grippy things. A thing for cutting up fresh herbs. Door stops. Batteries. Curtain hooks.
21. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
Juice out of glass, hot drinks out of earthenware mugs.
22. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
What is this 'iced tea' of which you speak. Tea comes hot, and you drink it with milk, from a mug.
23. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
No garage, no car. I can't, actually, drive.
24. Curtains or blinds?
Curtains.
25. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two.
26. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
No.
27. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
None. For some reason they don't seem to do them much in my country.
28. How often do you vacuum?
I don't. My cleaner does that job.
30. What colour is your toothbrush?
Blue and white.
31. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
I have a mat outside the door, but no porch.
32. What is in your oven right now?
Nothing.
33. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
Clean, because I had a soup disaster and I asked my cleaner to clean it. Which she did.
34. Is there anything under your bed?
Oh, yes, loads of stuff. The Christmas decorations, bags of teddy bears and my toolkit. I'm a bit short of storage space in this flat.
35. Chore you hate doing the most?
They are all as bad as each other, but my stand out hate is probably ironing.
36. What retro items are in your home?
I'm never quite sure what retro means.
37. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Not really. I have an office corner and another room which is a library cum sewing room.
38. If you have a yard, who mows it?
The shared garden area of the flats is cared for by gardeners. They do the mowing.
39. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
No, nothing.
40. How many mirrors are in your home?
Three. Two in the bathroom and one in the bedroom. I actually don't care for mirrors much.
41. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
No.
42. What colour are your walls?
The living room is white painted wood chip (very '70s), the sewing room cum library is bright pink, the bathroom is yellow, the kitchen is terracotta and the bedroom is in theory white but actually (because it's a long time since it was done) grey.
43. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
See 42, plus the sewing room is painted plain paper.
44. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
Yes, but it needs replacing.
45. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
What sort of place does the designer of this meme live in? No, I certainly don't.
46. What does your home smell like right now?
"Lavender" – the smell of the smelly thing I have running in the bathroom.
47. Favourite candle scent?
I don't have one.
48. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
There aren't any.
49. Who are in the pictures you have displayed?
Myself,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
watervole, the Aged P.
50. What colour is your favourite religious book?
I have books about religion, lots of them, but few religious books. In fact, I didn't know books had a religion.
51. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
Sufficient. I wouldn't say plenty..
52. Ever been on your roof?
My building has a pitched roof, you'd have to be kidding.
53. Do you own a stereo?
I do, but the CD player doesn't work.
54. How many TVs do you have?
One, but it is a doozy.
55. How many house phones?
None.
56. Do you have a housekeeper?
I have a cleaner who comes in for three hours once a week.
57. What style do you decorate in?
It's called, "I like that colour and those curtains match."
58. Do you like solid colours in furniture or prints?
I have no strong opinion either way.
59. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
There is. And a CO2 alarm.
60. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
I would get myself out and worry about the stuff later.
61. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
I can mange the trip switch (on and off) but I don't know anything else about it. Nor do I want to.
62. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
I prefer to be warm, but not too warm.
fox. 1. What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?
Already the assumptions start. I have no bathtub, I have a shower only. I don't have soap, I have shower stuff and it's Aloe Vera by Crabtree & Evelyn.
2. Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?
No. Can't stand the stuff.
3. Is there anything moldy in your refrigerator?
No. My cleaner is very careful to keep the contents of my fridge up to date.
What happened to #4?
5. What would you change about your living room?
I'd make it bigger, I'd have it decorated and I'd put four more electrical outlets in there.
6. Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?
There are no dishes in my dishwasher. The dirty dishes are rinsed and then wait on the side until the day before the cleaner is due, and I then put them in the dishwasher and wash them. She then puts them away.
7. Do you have a can of mushrooms in your pantry?
I have no pantry. I have no canned mushrooms anywhere, which is odd because I'm sure I used to have some.
8. White or wheat/brown bread?
Brown. I'm diabetic, it has to be brown.
9. What is on top of your refrigerator?
Nothing.
10. What color is your sofa?
Red.
11. What color or design is on your shower curtain?
No shower curtain. Because mine is a proper shower, it has proper shower surrounds in clear plastic.
12. How many plants are in your home?
Four.
13. How many candles are in your home?
About four. I'm not actually sure.
14. Is your bed made right now?
No.
15. If you have a coffee pot, what colour is it?
White china. I have never used it, I don't drink coffee at home.
16. Electric or standard can opener?
Standard.
17. Comet or Soft Scrub?
I don't understand the question. My cleaner might.
18. Is your closet organized?
Well, I know where everything is, but it would baffle anyone else.
19. What colour is the flashlight that you use the most?
Silver. It's in a drawer in my kitchen.
20. What kinds of things are in your junk drawer?
Glue. Grippy things. A thing for cutting up fresh herbs. Door stops. Batteries. Curtain hooks.
21. Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?
Juice out of glass, hot drinks out of earthenware mugs.
22. Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?
What is this 'iced tea' of which you speak. Tea comes hot, and you drink it with milk, from a mug.
23. If you have a garage, is it cluttered?
No garage, no car. I can't, actually, drive.
24. Curtains or blinds?
Curtains.
25. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Two.
26. Do you sleep with any lights on at night?
No.
27. How many ceiling fans are in your home?
None. For some reason they don't seem to do them much in my country.
28. How often do you vacuum?
I don't. My cleaner does that job.
30. What colour is your toothbrush?
Blue and white.
31. Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?
I have a mat outside the door, but no porch.
32. What is in your oven right now?
Nothing.
33. Is your microwave clean or dirty?
Clean, because I had a soup disaster and I asked my cleaner to clean it. Which she did.
34. Is there anything under your bed?
Oh, yes, loads of stuff. The Christmas decorations, bags of teddy bears and my toolkit. I'm a bit short of storage space in this flat.
35. Chore you hate doing the most?
They are all as bad as each other, but my stand out hate is probably ironing.
36. What retro items are in your home?
I'm never quite sure what retro means.
37. Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?
Not really. I have an office corner and another room which is a library cum sewing room.
38. If you have a yard, who mows it?
The shared garden area of the flats is cared for by gardeners. They do the mowing.
39. Is there anything on your kitchen floor right now?
No, nothing.
40. How many mirrors are in your home?
Three. Two in the bathroom and one in the bedroom. I actually don't care for mirrors much.
41. Do you have any hidden emergency money around your home?
No.
42. What colour are your walls?
The living room is white painted wood chip (very '70s), the sewing room cum library is bright pink, the bathroom is yellow, the kitchen is terracotta and the bedroom is in theory white but actually (because it's a long time since it was done) grey.
43. Which rooms in your house have wallpaper?
See 42, plus the sewing room is painted plain paper.
44. Do you have a peephole in your front door?
Yes, but it needs replacing.
45. Do you keep any kind of protection weapons in your home?
What sort of place does the designer of this meme live in? No, I certainly don't.
46. What does your home smell like right now?
"Lavender" – the smell of the smelly thing I have running in the bathroom.
47. Favourite candle scent?
I don't have one.
48. What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?
There aren't any.
49. Who are in the pictures you have displayed?
Myself,
watervole, the Aged P.50. What colour is your favourite religious book?
I have books about religion, lots of them, but few religious books. In fact, I didn't know books had a religion.
51. Do you have plenty of cabinet space in your kitchen?
Sufficient. I wouldn't say plenty..
52. Ever been on your roof?
My building has a pitched roof, you'd have to be kidding.
53. Do you own a stereo?
I do, but the CD player doesn't work.
54. How many TVs do you have?
One, but it is a doozy.
55. How many house phones?
None.
56. Do you have a housekeeper?
I have a cleaner who comes in for three hours once a week.
57. What style do you decorate in?
It's called, "I like that colour and those curtains match."
58. Do you like solid colours in furniture or prints?
I have no strong opinion either way.
59. Is there a smoke detector in your home?
There is. And a CO2 alarm.
60. In case of fire, what are the items you would grab if you only could make one quick trip?
I would get myself out and worry about the stuff later.
61. Do you know how to work your electrical box?
I can mange the trip switch (on and off) but I don't know anything else about it. Nor do I want to.
62. What temperature in your home is most comfortable to you?
I prefer to be warm, but not too warm.
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49. Who are in the pictures you have displayed?
Myself, watervole, the Aged P.
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Would you like to come and visit Dorset some day? I haven't seen you in ages and I miss you...
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And then I start thinking about questions I'd like to see included? How many books do you have? How many people do you live with? Is there a garden? How many animals?
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